Coochie Do

I am taking an art class at a college, and my professor is a mid-30s woman who isn't bad looking. We had made eye contact on a number of occasions. We are preparing for Halloween in the class, and suddenly the class changes into a party-city type store, with the teacher being the ringer. All the students are buying masks and the such. As I check out, she becomes flirtatious with me, and I with her.

Suddenly, we are alone in her apartment, and she wants to go at it. Next thing I know, she is completely naked on her bed, laying back but propping herself up on her elbows, her legs spread. She is extremely open, I have never seen a girl this open and this big before. You could toss a tennis ball in without it hitting a wall. It turns me on. I want to dive right in, but first I ask her if she has any STD's. Upon receiving this question, she becomes shocked, closes her legs, curls herself upright on the bed, and says "huh?"

I ask the question again. She gets up and walks to the doorway. Turning around she says that most girls have STDs. I say "No.. the statistic is that one-fourth of teenage girls have them... and you're certainly no teenager." She becomes embarrassed and hides behind the doorway. I say, "well???" She peeks around the corner at me, her arms going straight down, crossing and closed by her thighs. She shakes her head in confirmation. "Which one?", I ask. She doesn't respond, and hides back behind the door. "Which one do you have??", I persist. She peeks back around the corner and reveals her STD, saying "Coochie Do".

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