I thought this was pretty funny, this was from last Sunday before the primary. Me and my girlfriend (Emily) both woke up at the same time, and I told her my dream:
"I was in Pennsylvania, voting in the primary, in Danville (small town I grew up in), and when I was done voting, I gave the guy my ballot, but he didn't tear the stub off of it, and just threw the whole thing into this large open recycling-type bin. So I started protesting to him like 'what the hell are you doing?' etc, and the man couldn't understand what was wrong. I pointed out that he wasn't filing valid ballots, and additionally you could just look in the bin and see who was getting more votes. He still couldn't figure it out, so then I looked in there and said 'Look, what's to stop me, if I'm you, from saying 'hey, look, these are all for Hillary, lets toss them out, or vice-versa??' The guy and his hick co-workers were completely dumbfounded and just started packing everything up as the polls were closed by this time."
and then Emily told me hers right after:
"I was in a log cabin with Barack, there was a fireplace going and it was dimly lit, and he was in a rocking chair, and me sitting nearby in a regular chair, and I was just telling him how great I thought he was, and tearing up and crying as I told him how I thought he would really change the country."
If I may say so myself, I think we're hilarious.
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