Spider Head

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My girlfriend Emily and I live in a department store, but many of the shelves are barren. Emily finds this huge spider (like 1ft wide), and instead of being scared to death of it (as she is in reality by small ones), she thinks it's awesome. She picks it up and is saying "Babe, check out this awesome spider!!! I wanna watch it make a web." I'm pretty disgusted by the spider. She lets it go but it crawls up her leg and torso, to which she giggles. It then props itself onto her head, with legs clamped down around her head (Half-Life style). She thinks it is awesome and is like "look at me, isn't this hilarious!?" and I'm like "uhhh.. yeah.."

Then she tries to remove the spider from her head after it's there for a while. She can't get it off. She starts getting frustrated, and finally like rips it off her head, throws it, and starts screaming. There's a puddle of fluid on top of her head. It wasn't from her head, it was from the spider, but we knew it meant that the spider was preparing to get through her skull and suck her brain out.