First dream: I'm wandering through a mall wearing a black polo shirt, black pants, and black shoes. I wander into a super shoe store, and I'm standing on a stage of sorts (I don't know if you guys had "Just for Feet" stores around here, but it was like one of those). When I get up there to look at a shoe display, I hear booing from the shoppers, and one of the store's employees tell me to, "Get out Kohl's guy." Apparently, my outfit was a shoe salesman outfit for Kohl's. I don't shop at Kohl's, so I don't even know if they have a shoe department. Well, now I got it in my head that I need to sell shoes. I leave the store, and wander to the food court, which is setup like a carnival, but inside a mall. Somehow in the food court, is another sports store. I see a "help wanted" sign, so I apply for a tennis department position. Somewhere down the road, I remember I already have a job in my dream world at Kohl's, then during the application to the job, I remember I have a job in real life. So instead of waking up, I ask for weekends only. After my shift, I continue walking the mall, and I run into like 20+ people I went to high school with. Conversations are firing back and forth, the crowd gets bigger, and we end up eating in the food court. At one point, I run into a friend from high school that went to the same college as I did. He lives in the mall, in a really nice house. All I remember from his house were all the cool gadgets and latest electronics. As I find the bathroom, I wander by a recording studio. I ask him if I can fool around freestyling, and he and his posse start to laugh at me. I guess they figure I ain't got skills. I remember, that I had to get back home, and I leave his house. I then realize I don't have a car and I don't now where this mall is located. The dream somehow blends to the next one.
Second dream: Somehow Henry and I are wandering the halls of a girls dorm. I can't remember if we're there for Henry or me, or if we're just looking for tail. Either way, I run across another bunch of people I know, except for this time they're all women. As I go through the dorm, one girl says that this girl, Chanda is looking for me. I went to elementary school with her, and I recently started talking with her online. Either way, I end up in front of her dorm room, and I meet Arun in some common area on one of the floors. I tell him my plans, and he tags along. When I get to Chanda's room, it's like the beginning of a porno. The room is steamy, another roommate comes out in a towel, who I recognize as a friend who is currently going to USC, but is like a little siter to me. I ask if Chanda lives in the room, and Chanda hears me from the shower. She tells me to come on in. At this point Henry and Arun jab me like a hundred times in my ribs with their elbows. As I make my way to the bathroom, I wake up.
Awake: I try to go back to sleep to pick up where I left off, but my alarm goes off.
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Funny that you'd encounter me there, by myself! Now you know what I do on the weekends ...
Seriously, though, too bad more of my real life couldn't be spent wandering the halls of girls' dormitories and somehow ending up in porno situations. :-)
(elbow jab x 3)
Constant laughter when reading this one.
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